honest.

so honestly.

exercising SUCKS.

if i spend time with Jillian Michaels in the morning, i want to sleep ALL afternoon.

and.

i GAINED weight.

and now,

I'm SICK.

I've been sleeping for two days.

straight.

no exercise.

no laundry.

(those pictures were from LAST week).

i blame it all on my ex-friend jillian...

and on dumb resolutions.

so.

stay in bed.

let your soul delight in fatness.

abs of steel are HIGHLY over-rated.

i mean- how many kids does jillian michaels have anyway?

spend your $9 on CANDY BARS...

(have you tried the white coconut Ferrero Raffaello? mmmm.)

humph.

i need a tissue.